![]() It is the price Taylor pays for a prolific discography. ![]() 141, Andrew!” But I did, because the first 140 were just that awesome. There will be some songs that make you say, “There’s no way you ranked ‘Betty’ at No. The formula for calculating this ranking included several variables: (1) Subjectively, do I like the song? (2) Objectively, is it a banger? (3) Was it a cultural phenomenon? (4) Do I think the 6’5”, 250-pound Travis Kelce would love it? (5) Would the Swifties come for me if I didn’t rank it higher? And I now have the definitive ranking of all of Taylor Swift’s songs, from 1–185, grouped by how Travis should listen to them. The cumulative length of T-Swizzle’s discography is around 21 hours I, doing my humble duty to both my readers and Travis Kelce, listened to all of it. I asked my editors, “How could the Yale Daily News, as a ‘reputable’ news organization, not have at least one headline with the words Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce in it?” They didn’t know, so here we are. I can see the trends, and I know what it takes to win clicks through search engine optimization these days. I didn’t want to write this article, but I follow the news.
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